Green Wing: Resuscitated

now then students let's follow my telescopic retractable lecturers pointer to the hyoid bone the only bone in the human body that does not articulate with any other bone but only has muscular ligamentous and cartilaginous attachments any questions yes mr. Henry good question and one I shall answer in good time ah you're back with us can I have a word what are you doing nothing are you giving a lecture to an empty auditorium filled with imaginary students no no then why have you unsheathed my telescopic retractable lecturers pointer I was cleaning it I mean there's no shame in reliving your glory years when you were the teacher and I the student before your reassignment awful terrible student what do you want okay it's about tomorrow night the thing is somebody's let me down last minute yo mm-hmm some some trollop is it some loose lady taken in by the snake like charms of the Randy we do her no no the trollop is still very much up for it it's the babysitter that's pulled out you were gonna have a threesome no the babysitter traditionally stays at home sitting with the baby oh yes and I was wondering if you could do that bit you're kind of my last hope uh-huh yes the big boss needs a favor from the lowly radiology operative is that it mm-hmm not so high and mighty now are we mr. dr. Boyce no mr. dr. Statham so tough titties and ain't karma a bitch as I think the saying goes these days yes although I was wondering maybe you'd like to take on a limited teaching role again you could even start with the class this afternoon could I use the retractable pointer oh yes I'd make an excellent babysitter okay let's say 630 huh you'll need a bottle yes yes Shiraz perhaps a Malbec on milk no no milk for the baby I'll leave instructions yes yes of course you can always trust uncle Alan you know I can only keep them under for so long right after 12 hours or so I have to go out and get another canister and the storeroom shuts at midnight so I'd have to find an all-night garage yeah look if it's so important to dr. McCartney that I take charge fine one of us is gonna have to take this woman's leg off or we're really wasting our afternoon we'll do it then all right I will do it all I'm hearing is the head of surgery talking a lot of talk but this patient down here has still got one more leg than is medically recommended I know I'm going to make the initial incision under the observation of my colleague dr. McCartney if that's all right with him fine I'm so pleased right whoa what I've got what are now guys at it as what you know if I didn't know better I think the two of you just didn't like having a woman as a boss but luckily I do know better and actually it's just that you're immature overgrown schoolboys you can't bear that's the wrong leg what no Christ is right no no that can't be no actually it does say not this leg in magic marker oh I thought that was a tattoo yeah even so it's upside down how was I supposed to read it let's just do the right leg showing as in the correct leg I'm not 100% sure look look the other one's got definitely this leg and underneath to be removed in brackets and removed is underlined the system works yeah shut up guy all right I'm gonna make the initial incision under the observation of dr. McCartney Christ it'll have dropped off by itself everything you know I invented the Todd clamp right what have you invented loads of things I just don't name them after myself oh shame the McCartney silk has quite a ring to it right I'm going to count down from three and when I get to one somebody please start cutting something three two I believe guys the sensible one yeah how low have you two sunk it's not me this nearly went badly wrong it's not my fault maybe not buck stops at the top though